Who would have thought the 1990s hip hop party anthem “Jump Around” would eventually serve double duty as the theme of how I attack renovation projects? Everlast, DJ Lethal, and Danny Boy May never have intended for a 30 something DIY enthusiast to hang this catchy tune on her approach to home projects, but it happened, and it’s all thanks to my mounting impatience and desire to just get something completed.
For anyone who is following our renovation journey spanning more than a decade, we thank you. Due to a limited availability of time, a desire to do things ourselves, and a tendency to prioritize “doing it right” over “doing it quickly,” we move at a snail’s pace when it comes to home improvement projects. What’s worse is the simple fact that when we’re starting to make progress on a large project, I’m frequently guilty of making us shift gears due to my impatience. Yes, yes, I’m fully admitting to being the catalyst for so many side projects taking over primary projects and massively derailing timelines. I often blame Alex for the slowdown, but it’s at least partly on me. Let’s call it “Wendy’s Law.” As a result, I’m sure when reading along it’s hard to follow our progress, and can say that as someone living through the process, it can even be confusing for me.
The point of all of this is to tell you, in true “Wendy’s Law” form, I’ve gone and thrown a wrench in our DIY plans.